Attencion! This is NOT a test. Drive-thru records act Homegrown have fallen victim to Smash Magazines first pop-quiz. See, the members of Homegrown aren’t your typical interview…never have been. So rather than ask them the a-typical interview questions, we’ve stolen hard-hitting material from the pages of “CosmoGIRL!” and their quiz, “What’s your kissing style?” See how the guys fare on such a quiz. Brace yourself for the earnest and comical answers provided by Homegrown’s Jon and Dan.

Jon: So, when it says “boyfriend” we should change it to girlfriend right?
SM: Whatever you decide. Go for it.
Dan: 1. You’re smack in the middle of the crowded lunchroom when your boyfriend goes to kiss you-
Jon: Your girlfriend goes to kiss you.
Dan: Yeah, your girlfriend. You:
      a. kisses her back sweetly but discreetly.
      b. give him a fast peck then push him away-um, there are people staring!
      c. pull her out into the hallway, where you can really kiss her in private
      d. go for it! You never turn down a kiss!
Jon: I say just pull it out…and just tell her to go to work!
Dan: I’d tell her to give me a hand-job under the table.
Jon: yeah, that’s probably what I’d do too. So uh…there’s not really an answer for that.
Dan: Probably just go for it. Just take it all in one gulp.

Answer: “D”

Jon: 2. If you had to choose between these four kinds of kisses, your favorite would be:
      a. soft and gentle, but meaningful.
       b. deep and intense.
      c. one that’s wet and very sensual.
       d. lots of tongue, hands in each other’s hair…the works!
…the works.
Dan: I mean, I don’t usually kiss girls.
Jon: yeah, I don’t really kiss, but-
Dan: The works.
Jon: It sounds like hand jobs under the table so I’d go with “d”

Answer: “D”

Dan: laughing-
3. When do you get around to kissing that new girl you really like for the very first time? When do you get around to that…
      a. after the second or third date
      b. not until he’s met and been approved by all my friends, family and dog.
       c. after we’ve had a serious, in-depth talk about all our hopes and dreams.
      d. sometime during our first date.
Jon: “d”
Dan: I’d say sometime within the first 10 minutes. So “d” the first date. No time to waste it.
Jon: Yeah, just go for the hand-job! That or raw…you know what I’m talking about.



Answer: “D”

Dan:
4. How confident would you say you are when it comes to your kissing technique and abilities?
      a. I love kissing, but I’m always worrying that she won’t think I’m good at it.
      b. There are more important parts to a relationship to think about than kissing.
      c. as long as I’m with the right girl, then I feel comfortable.
      d. totally confident-I’m hot stuff!- Totally confident. I’m hot stuff.
Jon: Absolutely…that’s more of a vagina thing. The kissing thing…
Dan: Well, it’s like, if you’re good at kissing, you’re good at other things.
Jon: If she’s bad at it, then she probably uses too much teeth.

Answer: “D”

Dan:
5. Which of the following things makes someone completely unkissable for you?
       a. being too aggressive or rough
      b. if she doesn’t ask to kiss me first
      c. if there’s no emotional connection
       d. a hesitant, timid approach
I think we’ll bang anyone.
Jon: Yeah, we’ll use a hacksaw and just hack away until she gives in to submission.
Dan: Actually?
Jon: What?
Dan: Well “c” if she’s not feeling it we’re not feeling it.
Jon: Yeah, usually we would cut the bitch but we won’t… you know, we’re not gonna do that.

Answer: “C”

Dan:
6. Which of these celebrities do you dream about doing an on-screen kissing scene with?
       a. Usher Raymond
      b. Jake Gyllenhaal
Jon: Who the fuck is that?
Dan:
      c. Josh Hartnett
       d. Colin Farrell
Jon: I think you’re a Josh Hartnett kinda guy.
Dan: Yeah, I’d nail Josh Hartnett. See if it was “e” Brad Pitt, I’d be all over that but-
Jon: We’d be both into Brad Pitt. I’d probably say Usher cause he’s a different color ya know? I’m a man of all races and I love that.
Dan: I’ll go with “c”
Jon: k, I’ll go with “a”

Answer: “C” and “A”

SM: Ok, it’s time to tally things up. With a total of 4 out of 6 answers coming in as “D” we arrive at the conclusion that your kissing style is “Fire.” What’s CosmoGIRL say about that?

Jon:
D.You’re Fire.
You’re one passionate dude who takes action to get what he wants. People are attracted to your bubbly energy. Commitment is not (laughing) in your vocabulary right now-there’s plenty of time for you to play the field. Swap spit with an Aries, Leo, or Sagittarius.
That sounds pretty right.
Dan: yeah, that’s right on.

It seems as though the boys have “made-out” just fine with their quiz and while we can’t say we’re surprised with the results, we can confirm that their set is just as entertaining and profound as their answers. See if Homegrown will swap spit with you at Clark County’s Xtreme Thing on Saturday, March 27th.